My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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I need you to use more vowels.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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