Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
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IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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