no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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