I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
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NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
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That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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