so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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