I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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