i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
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You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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