i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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