In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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