...so i touched it.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
