Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Pooping to opera.
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