apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
operation harelip BJ is a go
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
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Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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