Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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