theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
only you would photoshop your dick
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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