I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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