Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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