So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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