bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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