hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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