I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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