So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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