we're blogging at a bar
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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