Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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