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penguin condom
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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