This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
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I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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