What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I FOUND THE LEGS
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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