turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
My feet surprised me
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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