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That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I think I am morally bankrupt
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but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
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Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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