so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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