i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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