i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
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NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
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I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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