Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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