I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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