Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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