google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I need a hoe opinion
go on
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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