She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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