check it out our google latitudes are spooning
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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