CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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