oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Randomize