Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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