her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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i dont even know how to be here
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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