I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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