epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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