My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I think I sprained my soul last night
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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