how can u be prego again
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm both gender and math confused
Randomize
