Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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