Where is the hickey?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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