I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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