Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(269): View more from Michigan

Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.

(608): View more from Wisconsin

Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.

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(925): View more from California

I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.

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(912): View more from Georgia

Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.

(1-316): View more from Kansas

So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?

(316): View more from Kansas

pills.

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(765): View more from Indiana

If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.

(774): View more from Massachusetts

Just one?

(401): View more from Rhode Island

Yup. One sock.

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