called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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