im having a threesome with these popsicles
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
