I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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