So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
